reverendjack wrote:so, i'm sitting in my desk chair watching TV, and playing with one of these things >>
the wrong way.
i had the handles on my feet, and i was pulling at the middle, stretching it out like a sling-shot. a part of me even said: "this is stupid, stop it." - but it was too late. one of the handles slipped - and in a tenth of a second, hit me in the eye. i lunged forward, brought my hands to my face. my girlfriend was freaking out, so i assumed the warm liquid i was feeling was blood. the only thing i could manage to say was, "thank god it wasn't my right eye". luckily, there wasn't a drop of blood - it was just tears from the pain. after putting some ice on my eye and waiting for a while, it doesn't even look like anything happened - and my vision is perfectly fine.
holyeffingshiz i'm lucky. stupid, but lucky.
What the hell is it?

















